selwyn is a dodo bird.

i love dodo birds. they look like me. they have been extinct since dunno when and i'm extint. nonono. or should i say endangered. i'm the only dodo bird alive. i have a big big beak and a big big dick. it rhymes. i like it.

that was han fen, my grandaughter.
i think he's high on something.
its either chocolate or sugar.
or crack.
lol.
han fen the crack whore, eh?

anyway... i (selwyn) is still a dodo bird. and i love being one. woohoo. i get high on laughing gas and i get high on crack and i get high on my lecturer. i love him very much. MUACKS. BIG HUG. :DDDDDDD

that, quite obviously, was her again.
she was talking about mr bhangras.
he's a middle aged balding guy with a pot belly.
he's really smart and apparently that turns han fen on.
wow.
i shall now wrest control of my laptop again.

*punches han fen*

ok...
anyway...
megadeth's tonight!
william decided to go at the last minute.
thats bloody last minute, but he still got tickets.

its gonna be fantastic.
i feel like saying something to william that he told me a while back.
welcome to the world of metal.

Touch like an angel of death. Children of Bodom.

i'd crawl through broken glass to you...
and your name is written in my very flesh
with the knife i'm still longing to use

C-O-B-H-C!