I'M ON STOMP!

yup. thats me.
heather made up some story and got me to climb up like a monkey.
yep.
she made me sound like some stereotype lor!
yep. group of boys behaving recklessly.
aiyah...
at least i didn't bump my cheekbone into anything. :)

a sample of some of the comments made.

"ompurhell said on 12 Aug, 2008
amazingly u manage to take pictures at such a close distance yet fail to advice those monkeys"

"RussianRifle said on 12 Aug, 2008
i think stomper is one of them.. look at the camera angel..."

i don't see any angels in the camera. only a long haired lout climbing onto the bus.
and how does any1 manage to ADVICE people. (singaporeans and english. a dangerous combination.
... and about the camera ANGLE it doesnt look that obvious what.
they nv hear b4 what is zoom sia...

"halohalo777 said on 12 Aug, 2008
What? No jaga at that place? How can? Also you say a group of boys....I think you meant 'human monkees!' hahahaha!"

i think u nv do night shift b4... u try to late late go walk around lor.
night shift is 30% work 70% sleep...

"deritz said on 12 Aug, 2008
wow! that must have been fun!"

yes, it fucking was. :D

"happy5263 said on 12 Aug, 2008
let them break their bones or even die...lesser nuisance in the world."

RachelSniper said on 12 Aug, 2008
Let that person breaks his bone and remains answerable to the relevant authority should he vandalise the bus.

right. its incredibly fun to do this kinda shit actually.
and no, i've never broken anything from doing stuff like this yet.

"ZhaoWeiMei said on 12 Aug, 2008
谁家的小孩没家教? 难到新加坡的孩子是这样培养出来 ！"

right. get the fuck out of my country, you dirty communist whore.

anyway, notice how singaporeans cant speak english?
i know, sometimes im lazy too.
but basic grammatical structure and such is indispensable.
here's a few examples.

lesser nuisance. (lesser compared to what? am i like beelzebub junior now?)
breaks his bone (i am QUITE sure that most people have more than 1 bone you know...)
fail to advice (isn't it advise. wrong form of the word used.
human monkees (im quite sure the monkees were human. most other primates arent musically inclined
remains answerable to the relevant authority
(wrong form of the words used. it would thus be "remain answerable to the relevant authorities."

they should revise the standards for literacy in singapore.
in a way, the world is more global now and it is a requisite to speak more than pidgin english to do business globally.
there should be something like the language academy they have in france (and quebec, but thats another story)

truth be told, i wouldnt consider many singaporeans to be proficient in english.
i couldnt throw out a percentage, but i would reasonably say most singaporeans... cant speak english well enough.

Green Machine- Kyuss

I see pretty flowers at my feet
Cool breeze, clean air, hospitality
Pretty please, pretty please, pretty please
Get the hell away from me