Inherently Funny

you know...
you should never (in future) name your kids some things.
they're just drawing taunts and jokes, innit?
some names are just inherently funny...

like...

dick (i think this is kinda obvious)
harry (hairy. no wonder LKY doesnt use this name anymore)
tom (from the kids joke "tom dick & harry=tom's dick is hairy)
jesus (let's see YOUR kid save the world, huh? and GG Allin was originally called jesus, btw. nt that you'd know who he was.)
Jack (hey jack! how often do you jack?)
Jill (same thing.)
John (its a euphemism for toilet)
any name ending with -son or -ston. (stereotypical beng name.)
Randy (if you dont get this, go watch austin powers.)

there are tons of names that are inherently funny.
watch the simpsons, for example.

anyway...
guessed what happened to my com last night?
the memory available just kept decreasing until it hit zero.
i wasn't downloading anything.
i thought there were trojans running, and taking up memory.
william said it was because i watched too much porn.
actually i thought he was right, and was kinda irritated.
so i ran some free anti virus program overnight.
didn't finish scanning.
yep. overnight.

fuck.
but guess what?
this moning i tried shutting down and restarting my com.
something i've negelcted doing for the longest time.
and guess what?
i now (surprisingly) have 7 over gigs free!
LOL.
so anyway...
to the mac users reading this, shut down ur com once in a while!
oh wait.
there's only 1 (at most. im nt sure if u still read.) mac user who reads here.
and u already shut down ur com anyway.
fuck...
i just wasted my time typing this.
oh well.
i've got too much time left anyway.

and apparently training's cancelled on sunday.
i heard from nic.
i've a feeling i wouldn't've known otherwise.
as in...
they wouldn't've informed me.

oh well.
i can't do much anyway.

the crew isn't turning out the way i envisioned.
last week i skipped to finish up 2 projects and apparently no1 noticed, or even asked.
fuck it.

anyway...
i'm busy wwith projects now.
more or less i have no interest in them.
i'm now more or less not interested in school.
now in newswriting.
it isnt exactly fun.
in school i dont really get along closely with my class.
i'm basically a loner.
i dunno.
i'm kinda getting used to it.
my ipod is now my best friend.

there are no constants in life.
when you think some1 or something will always be there for you, its invariably a lie.
and when some1 says anything with forever in it, its a lie too.
basically everything i hear is a lie.
the only constant in life is death.

Pull Harder on The strings of your martyr, by trivium.

Pull Harder on the String of your Martyr
Stop
you cry
that's a lie
Flush gasping white reddening
you smile and destroy it
It's time that we end this
It's our curse that make this world so hopeless
Allowing our king to spread his genocidal wings