i'm 18.
happy birthday, selwyn.

here's a cake for you to LOOK at.


anyway, no1's wished you happy birthday yet, but fuck it.
you've got me, and i'm the only 1 who really matters.
its stated in the bible, innit?

so cheer up.
12 years left.
hopefully you can beat the clock and be as great as Mustaine.
or even better, Cliff Burton.

stay true to metal, my brother.
happy birthday from yourself.