Political Dishwashing

Capitalism: You wash the dishes, THE ONES WHO OWN THEM PROFIT.

Libertarianism: We talk about changing the way dishes are washed. THAT'S ALL THAT HAPPENS.

Anarchism: We wash our own dishes.

Democracy: As a dishwasher, you deserve a say in which politician is best suited to protect the economy THAT KEEPS YOU IN THE KITCHEN.

Nationalism: Forget about those dishes for a second-you're a citizen of the proudest nation on earth!

Fascism: You wash the dishes with a gun against your head.

Neoliberalism (AKA Free Trade): The dishes are shipped overseas to be washed and you're free to twiddle your thumbs while you starve.

Socialism: It is decided, outside the dishroom, that you shall wash everyone's dishes.

Communism: You wash dishes in a gulag with thousands others.
the dishes are red and you're happy to wash them.

Syndicalism: The dishwashers join labor syndicates that send representatives to a council, at which it is decided which dishes are to be washed and when.

Anarcha-Feminism: Let THE MEN wash the dishes. Washing dishes is DEMEANING to women's liberation.

Anarcho-Primitivism: Down with dishes! We eat with our hands now!

Insurrectionary Anarchism: A quixotic attempt to distill a political theory from the practice of smashing dishes.

So would you rather the man tell you to wash the dishes because it is in "our nation's best interests"

or would you rather wash your own dishes because you want to?

My baloney has a first name
It’s S-A-T-A-N
My baloney has a second name
It’s D-U-V-E-L

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